pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
There is a law in Arkansas about pronouncing the name wrong too
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad
you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter