I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH
(Source: k1mkardashian)
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(Source: fallformol)
Imagine if ur balls just popped??
How about we don’t imagine that
Okay but imagine
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
“THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY”
